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LINK: Jason abandoned his shopping cart and spun around in his chair to backtrack to where Sam was at the supermarket service desk. "Are you serious when you say someone pinched most of the baskets?" he asked in disbelief. "What's someone gonna do with that many shopping baskets? Do you know how crap it is to try and push a cart in a wheelchair?" He wasn't exactly complaining... more whining in general and Sam was his friend who happened to work there, so she copped it.

"And they really need to put the good condoms on a lower shelf. Not that I'm going to need any anytime soon, but I just thought I would make the point. All the crappy brands are on the low shelves. I want, like, Trojans or Kimono," he insisted.